Douche Nozzle

a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole

That guy that cut me off on the highway today is a real douche nozzle

by shift665 September 1, 2013

douche nozzle

A long groomed beard which projects from the chin whereas the rest of the face is shaved.

Dude, Ian Scott from Anthrax has a awesome douche nozzle. He must be the king douche.

by Leroy Jeeenkinzzzz May 10, 2011

douche nozzle

An inssult that will replace the Douche Bag because it is so much more offencive.

Damn that douch nozzle he stole my gonads.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Douche Nozzle

One who is a douche, or is douche like. Someone who shows qualities of being stupid.

Why the hell would you do that, you fucking douche nozzle.

by Morgan Gratton November 2, 2008

douche nozzle sucker

The most extreme level of douche. This person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.

"Dude, keith is SUCH a douche nozzle sucker."

by silly girl :) August 4, 2009

Douche-Nozzle Backflow

A person (typically male) or their actions, who has acted in such an obnoxious manner that the behavior alone reeks as an unsanitary twat would. Malicious intent and/or malevolence is a general added characteristic.

The most vile form of Douche-Baggery. In progression of severity of behavior: One could be a Douche, a Douche-Bag, Douche-Nozzle, or most disgustingly Douche-Nozzle Backflow!

The First Sergeant was not a Douche-Bag, but rather Douche-Nozzle Backflow. His character reeked.

by Mr. Incr3dibl3 March 5, 2011

Douche Nozzle

1. Some one is stinks so bad that their smell lingers for Minitutes afterwards
2. Someone who is such a jackass that you can't stand them standing around but have to deal with them non the less.

Austin you are such a Douche Nozzle!

by Brent The Man January 1, 2006