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dom dellaweese

needing to take the bigest fattest shit...
we need to find a bathroom ima bout to dom dellaweese it!
by sara 076 January 1, 2008
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dell

A large computer company with the most lousy tech support known to man.
I called Dell for a new Harddisk when my laptop died on me, after a 45minute phone call to someone from India i was told "OK, your laptop is not suppose to do that" (Would i be phoning if it was?). However rather than being sent a replacement harddisk i was sent new memory, phoned back, got sent a new DVD ROM drive, so phoned back again and an engineer was sent out and replaced every single part except the laptop case and harddisk. Finally after 4 weeks i recieved my harddisk.
by Adie_UK October 29, 2005
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Shannon O'Dell

A myth around redditch. This very beautiful girl who is funny and smart. Once anyone has spoke to her they fall in love with her. And when they can longer speak to her, she is dearly missed.
Jake: I heard of Shannon O'Dell, yeah I miss her.
John: She's beautiful
by JohnLennon199394 August 6, 2011
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The Dirty Dell

1. A nickname for Slidell, LA, a city 30 miles from New Orleans on the Northshore of Lake Pontchartrain. The term is derogatory towards Slidell natives & residents, but is a badge of pride for the Slidellians themselves who feel that a proclivity towards belligerence and sluttiness is something that should be revered and presented as the cornerstone of the Slidell community.

2. A sexual position involving a crablike stance for both partners. Not to be confused with the cajun crippler, the bayou bridge, the Scuttlebutt Syndyasmian, or the Slidell See-Saw.
1. I told her dad I was from The Dirty Dell, it was the first time I've ever seen someone engulfed by fear, disgust, and complete enchantment simultaneously.

2. Last night I game Emily The Dirty Dell, she liked it so much she invited Christina over to join us tonight.
by TigerBait June 30, 2009
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Dell

A computer manufacturer, just like Compaq, HP, Emachines, Packard Bell, Micron...
I called Dell for tech support and the phone rang in India. I had a hard time understanding the guy due to the lousy phone lines, but they still had parts in stock for my 10-year-old Optiplex.

I called HP for tech support and the phone rang in India. I had a hard time understanding the guy due to the lousy phone lines, and he told me they don't support or have parts for my computer anymore, even though it's only 6 months old.

I called Compaq for tech support and the phone rang in India. I had a hard time understanding the guy due to the lousy phone lines, but I finally found out it was the same guy I was talking to at HP.

I called Emachines for tech support and I don't know where the phone rang, and I don't think the guy on the other end did either.

I called Packard Bell for support and found out that they don't do business in the United States any more. Well, I needed a new boat anchor anyway.

I called Micron for tech support and the phone rang at an ice cream shop in Peoria.

I called the largest electronics outsourcers in Malaysia and China, and found out that they make all the parts for all the computers of all brands.

Don't like your Dell? Don't blame your neighbor for the bad parts. They took away his job and gave it to some poor guy in India for 20 rupees a week. Do you really expect someone who's making 15 cents an hour to give a shit about what he's building?

ALL MASS PRODUCED COMPUTERS ARE THE SAME. THEY ALL BREAK. IF YOUR COMPUTER NEVER BREAKS, YOU HAVEN'T OWNED IT LONG ENOUGH. GET OVER IT.
by Frank Lee May 3, 2005
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Dell

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Della

Della is an amazing girl with a funny, creative, silly girl. She is one of the the best friends you could ever have. She can be ridiculous at times, but its what makes you want to hang out with her.
"Della is so awesome!"
"I know right!"
by KoolaideGirl2 December 13, 2018
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