its when you are spinning around without pants on when playing scrabble on your i-phone and get a triple word score with a z but get so excited and dizzy at the same time you fall over and spray diarrhea in the area and it gets into your long flowing hair
oh shit he just got zebra for the triple word score and beat me, i hope he ended up doing a dizzy rob
by triplewordscore May 22, 2011
Get the dizzy rob mug.Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is all the rage with today’s TikTokkin’ youth, and also Ben Affleck. In order to play Jizzy Dizzy Kitty, you need:
1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed
Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.
1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed
Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.
by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020
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by niggainabox January 24, 2009
Get the Dizzy Stick mug.Tana Mongeau and her friends started saying this so it became popularised. It’s basically like mad or crazy or insane or like a reaction. But then again if you’re feeling cracked you can say it to anything.
Some bitches really be dizzy but not us girl.
Person 1 :* sends badly FaceTuned IG photo of someone your friend group dislikes*
Person 2 : DIZZY
Person 1 :* sends badly FaceTuned IG photo of someone your friend group dislikes*
Person 2 : DIZZY
by helladizzy August 2, 2019
Get the Dizzy mug.is what happens when you give your girl the long dick. shes hooked. you got that girl all kinds of dick dizzy. she cant even walk straight shes so dick dizzy. its a simple math equation, you+ long dick= one dick dizzy female.
el duderino- dude how did it go last night?
bromo- man, i accidently gave her the long dick, and she got so dick dizzy she fell down 3 times. shes trippin.
el duderino- man i want to get dick dizzy and trip.
girl- wow im so dick dizzy! can you drive me home?
dude- hell no, that shit is contagious.
dude- so you tryin to get a little dick dizzy?
girl- if i knew what that was i might try it.
dude- well here comes the long dick. you ready?
girl- oh wow this is insane! i never thought i wouold get this dick dizzy.
dude- yeahhh, you want a towel?
girl- i hate you, i dont want the long dick.
dude- bitch your dick dizzy, lay down before you get sick on my bed.
girl- your right, im so out of it, is there a cure for this?
dude- yeah, more long dick.
bromo- man, i accidently gave her the long dick, and she got so dick dizzy she fell down 3 times. shes trippin.
el duderino- man i want to get dick dizzy and trip.
girl- wow im so dick dizzy! can you drive me home?
dude- hell no, that shit is contagious.
dude- so you tryin to get a little dick dizzy?
girl- if i knew what that was i might try it.
dude- well here comes the long dick. you ready?
girl- oh wow this is insane! i never thought i wouold get this dick dizzy.
dude- yeahhh, you want a towel?
girl- i hate you, i dont want the long dick.
dude- bitch your dick dizzy, lay down before you get sick on my bed.
girl- your right, im so out of it, is there a cure for this?
dude- yeah, more long dick.
by sallysnaglepuss January 5, 2010
Get the dick dizzy mug.Female description of a large segmentation of the Las Vegas population.
Can be seen dancing uncontrollably with a vodka cranberry in hand ready to spill on an unsuspecting club goer.
Generally does not think before speaking and has nothing to offer society except good looks.
Cases of "Dizzy Bitch" can be both temporary and permanent alike.
Can be seen dancing uncontrollably with a vodka cranberry in hand ready to spill on an unsuspecting club goer.
Generally does not think before speaking and has nothing to offer society except good looks.
Cases of "Dizzy Bitch" can be both temporary and permanent alike.
1) Look at that dizzy bitch over there, she just spilled her drink all over that dudes lap.
2) Rehab at Hard Rock is dizzy bitch central.
2) Rehab at Hard Rock is dizzy bitch central.
by DB Observer April 4, 2008
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