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The Disabled Vietnam Vet

When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.
John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.
by TheDisabledVietnamVet June 30, 2017
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mr.disabled

They best meme page around, they still post high quality actual funny memes

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Hey mr.disabled just posted a fucked up meme lmao
by Thadefinemaster April 11, 2019
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Motorway Disabled

A very nervous driver who is unable to drive on a motorway, as doing so would make them have a panic attack.
I had to drive to fucking Carlisle for the family do because my brother and sister are fucking motorway disabled.
by Herman Pootang February 25, 2019
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Friends that really shouldn't have benefits. Like, I'm being serious, they totally shouldn't. Is anyone really into boning Anorexic People? What kind of fucked up person has a fetish like that? Except Matthew Broderick who clearly loves horses, I don't know. Jeez. Just don't fuck people with disabilities, it's not cool.
"Let's be Disabled Friends with Benefits!"
"No, what the fuck, learn to walk, you pervert."
by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014
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Disabled Egyptian

A sexual act whereby one gentleman pleases three lady friends in the following manner;

The gentleman shall stand, whilst balls deep in the first said lady friend who is bent over, say, a table. The second shall receive manual stimulation (could try a “shocker” for a variation on the move), with her bearded clam at about the man’s waist height. Finally, the third lady shall be getting a good toe-in whilst laid on the floor.

The combination of pelvic thrusting, with the in-and-out motion of both fingers and toe, resembles a physically challenged attempting the “Egyptian Dance”, popularised by The Bangles in their 1986 music video, Walk Like an Egyptian.
Hey Dave, what did you get up to last night with all that puntang?

Attempted the Disabled Egyptian, didn't go too well. Lost my balance and ended up spraining my ankle, to make it worse, Sandra did a Dutch down my arm!
by Mark_Jackson November 9, 2010
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disabled december

disabled december means you can hit any disabled person throughout december as much and as long as you want through december.
Elia: yo lily it’s disabled december , let’s go hit alex
lily: we will be the shit out of alex cause it’s disabled december
by december November 22, 2019
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financially disabled

The politically correct way to refer to someone who is of low-income, impoverished, or just plain poor.
While discussing back to school purchases with your children:

"I'm sorry, kids. We just can't afford those Jordan's. Unless you want to spend your whole $100 budget on them."

"Yeah, Mom. That's 'cuz we're poor. Thanks a lot!"

"No, kids," I say. "We are not poor. We are financially disabled. Poor is offensive to me."

An example of a single mom of six's back to school struggle and the humor that gets us through!
by truthsparked August 7, 2012
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