dicktionary

1)a dictionary of sexual terms.
2)the way someone who is stupid spells dictionary.

1)urbandictionary.com is almost a complete dicktionary.
2)Iz tha wird "kat" n tha dicktionary?

by Laura December 12, 2004

Dicktionary

Someone who uses lesser-known words straight out of a dictionary as to impress others, but comes off as a dick.

P1: That predial bird has an emollient song that is often equivocal.

P2: What a dicktionary.

by Autummnnn August 17, 2011

Dicktits

1. A response to being asked "what's up", meaning that so little in the day has been eventful that the vigorous masturbating of one's tits has been the only source of entertainment. Usually followed by a two-handed gesture where one mimes jerking of the nipples.

2. A general profanity, used to exclaim surprise, anger, or disappointment.

1. Zach: "Hey man, what's up today?"

Jamey: "Meh, dicktits." *mimics nipple jerking*

2. *Walks into a swarm of bees*

Paul: "Sweet merciful dicktits!"

by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011

Dicktionary

Its the name you give to a penis which has ultimate knowledge (usually a penis which has penetrated mutlitple different vaginas increasing his knowledge)

Jeff has one great dicktionary

by UkuleleSavage May 8, 2018

dickhouse

1. Using another persons oraface as a means to place your penis in for long periods of time or 2. A place where the vast majority of people will be males i.e. prisons, fraternities,etc.

"shut up Cliff before I make your mouth my dickhouse."

by Jeff E.B.B. May 8, 2006

dicktoss

Someone who is annoying, frustrating another or obnoxious.

You are such a dicktoss.

by digitok May 20, 2004

dicktionaried

When you find out a word you thought that you invented already exists in the Urban Dictionary.

I invented the terms "judgementalist" and "whale harpooning" only to learn that they were already on urban dictionary forever. I got dicktionaried.

by superduperharder February 13, 2014