like a chicken with its dick cut off

randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.

when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!

by ooter October 22, 2009

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chop off dick december

the month to chop dicks off

why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!

by DickLover250 October 03, 2020

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dick has fallen off

This is when a man's voice has suddenly become squeaky or high .This goes to the mean "dick has fallen off" not literally but metaphorically as in that man has no penis

hey(voice goes squeaky)

"whoa your {dick has fallen off }"

by Aneeqas_786 January 10, 2017

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Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 17, 2022

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