Urban Dickionary

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by Dr Lupo January 18, 2019

Dicktion

Friction between your dick and clothing, usually boxers or your pants. Caused when clothing rubs against the penis and causes chaffing and discomfort. Can usually lead to rashes, tenderness, and the inability to use it.

*Guy readjusts his privates*
Eric- Hey man, you got crabs or something?
Jay- Nah these boxers are a little tight and there is some dicktion.
Eric- Painful and embarrassing, but the most attention its' gotten from something other than your hand in a while
Jay- True dat

by Dareallyrealboss July 25, 2011

Dickatron

A practical joke in which one wipes ones willy on someone in the middle of the dance floor, with out them knowing....

'Oi mate, I am about to 'dickatron' carl'
'Yeah do it hahaha'

by MC Fr3dz4 j4y May 15, 2014

Urban Dicktionarying

Posting a definition of a person, place, or thing on Urban Dictionary that you don't like just out of spite. If done about a person, its usually by a balls-less person who is afraid to say it to said person's face.

Chad: Dude, I'm gonna do some Urban Dicktionarying about John later because I am too much of a pussy to talk shit about him to his face.

Dakota: Only total Thunder Cunts do that... You dumbass.

by Dakota ftw February 21, 2010

dickaroni

when a boy drinks too much or does too many drugs and can't get it up, thus resulting in a limp dick

did you hook up with sloan last night?
no, he got dickaroni

by sarahbeara18916354654 November 15, 2010

dickeration

a lapel pin shaped like a penis, worn by a gay homosexual butt fag male

Lyle looked thuper thpiffy last night, and did you see his dickeration on his new suit jacket.

by largessepopper October 22, 2008

Dicktion

When a dumb guy dry masturbates so much, that the friction rubs off skin.

John avoided picking up chicks up at the bar due to his severe case of Dicktion.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014