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5 Second Deuce

1. Term used to describe an extremely fast "Number 2." This includes the entire sitting down, wiping, and hand washing portion of the poop. It does not have to be exactly 5 seconds but anything under 30 seconds can be considered a "5 Second Deuce"

2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.
I was late for school but I had to poo so badly that I had to take a 5 Second Deuce so that I wouldn't be late for the bus.
by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010
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Sierra Deuce is on bug

To want some action after sitting all day and not having anything to shoot at.
“Just walk through town and tell ‘em that Sierra Deuce is on bug and if they wanna come out shooting, we’re looking for some action”
by JoeShitTheRagMan69 February 17, 2021
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Six Deuce

Six Deuce is a US based, MMA-themed apparel and sporting goods company. Founded in 2005, the company is based in Ames, Iowa.

The company logo is a "6" and a "2" intertwined and outlined.

The design themes found on the t-shirts are mostly martial arts based: Muay Thai, Combat Sambo, Boxing, and Mixed Martial Arts. Although primarily a clothing company, Six Deuce has also previously sold boxing gloves, fight shorts, and other combat sports equipment.
Six Deuce split into two entities in 2010, with the European branch of the company's headquarters located in Helsingborg, Sweden.
Have you seen the new MMA tees from Six Deuce?
by DevonThomps June 20, 2013
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smelly deuce

Oh man I just dropped the smelly deuce.
by Pete Frinkly May 25, 2008
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Seven deuce

Pimp Squad Click, ya bitch, please believe we
Bust four-fifths like them niggas on tv.
Niggas talk breezy but they don't wanna see me
hoppin out, squeeze three, then there go GP!
Try to Muscle me, nigga, please who the hell are you?
Shut yo fuckin' mouth and stop that bleeding's what you better do.
Professionals, are ya? Part of this will be a lesson too,
but they keep poppin off at the mouth and I can't wrestle you.
Go hop back in the seven deuce, the color of tomato juice
niggas let loose, hope them pussy niggas bullet proof.
Don't get a nigga misconstrued 'cause I'm in a suit,
cause if ya see me pull the two's, cause I'm feelin' "shoot".
I got loot and it control the globe,
what is ya stupid or somn, u s'possed to know.
I'll hit u with the 'fo 'til ya torso explode.
Bitch you ain't comin' back to life like Soul II Soul
Ay
-T.I.
by jsquiz December 2, 2009
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six oh deuce

1.Literally meaning 602
2. Phoenix, Arizona
1. Yo bitches it's all about that six oh deuce!

2. Ay dude I'm headin to that six oh deuce to get me some of dat shiny yay
by oscar602 June 14, 2007
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spruce the deuce

Later dude, I have a hot date tonight, gotta spruce the deuce
by gduhble June 28, 2005
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