Depresso Expresso

You're depressed, and mad, but mainly depressed.

"I'm depresso Expresso *sad face*"

by Jello.mke23 July 8, 2022

Depresso Brew

When you spend some time sulking because of a depression episode.

I've got a delicious depresso brew during last weekend. My pillow and cat have been great pals on it!

by Lady Sertraline November 3, 2022

Depresso

When you're sad and craving a espresso

Hey man you want something from Starbucks ? "Yeah get me a depresso"

by Nauj the indigo September 1, 2017

Depresso Espresso

Noun
The physical form of depression when you drink your espresso.

Adjective
The way to describe a depressed person who drinks espresso everyday.

Noun
Ahh it seems as Fabian Jablonski has taken the Depresso Espresso

Adjective
Depresso Espresso Nick Lin sat there in a bad mood.

by getbullied69 July 12, 2020

Depresso espresso

The incorrect way to say the common term “espresso depresso”

Person 1 “I am depresso espresso”
Person 2 “you mean espresso espresso? You idiot.”

by Idont havea name October 2, 2020

Depresso

The depresso is a coffee you have with the person you are interested in after they told you they are seeing someone and it's too late to back out now.

Man I can't believe she is seeing someone, but it was a good depresso at the very least

by PhD Dr. Congo July 13, 2023

espresso depresso

Some one that is depressed.

I'm just a cup of espresso depresso.

He is spilled espresso depresso.

by Ragnthorn October 27, 2022