Defecatory Prowess

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.

Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

defecant

Noun
Is a direct result of defecation. Not to be confused with dessicant, defecant is sometimes used during sex - scat. ITS SHIT!!!

"I just clogged your toilet with defecant." "This defecant taco is mighty tasty" "Mine pants are filled with defecant."

by Juanny Mendez July 30, 2006

defecat0r

1) Anyone who does not follow the ways of NUTHAND is a filthy defecat0r.

2) Defecat0rs can range from any descent and age range.

You are a defecat0r, throw yourself at the mercy of NUTHAND and beg forgiveness.

by lg June 7, 2004

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

defecatory rape

A bowel movement of such proportions that it leaves your sphincter feeling violated.

Glenn: "Jan Erik, you don't look so good."
Jan Erik: "Um... Defecatory rape...."

by drdigg August 21, 2013

Defecatorium

A bathroom where one can go #2.

I need to find a defecatorium quick! I need to go!

by Jinxter469 November 17, 2016

Demera

She Isa really good friend and a geart girlfriend, she is the type to comfort anyone and she make you feel vulnerable and adored. She is very trust worthy, but don't get me wrong she has a bad side if she trust you and you betay her watch your back because she can be you worse nightmare.

Demera is a very good listener.

by Malaysia Clarke November 22, 2021