Manhattan Declaration

To fart loudly after anal sex.

Alan withdrew from Steve, whereupon Steve let loose a rousing Manhattan Declaration.

by CadaverBob December 17, 2010

anal deflooration

The act of being elevated above the ground by the insertion of a(n) object(s) into one's anal cavity. Originates in the slutty incestial households (barns) of northeastern Arkansas. Hurts really fucking bad!

Susan lost her virginity during her anal deflooration by her brother Cletus.

by Susancletusfuck July 13, 2007

Balfour Declaration of 1917

A letter written by the British Foreign Office stating that the contemporary Palestine would become the new home for Jews. It also stated that the non-Jewish residents of Palestine will not be deprived of their rights, and the Jewish people of other nations will not be deprived of their rights.

Thumbs down if you disagree with the Balfour Declaration of 1917, thumbs up if the opposite.....

by baa.1234 October 20, 2008

decoration

something added to automobile exhausts (ie whistle tips) to add the sweet sound of "woo-woo"

It's just decoration baby!

by Jolly.Joker February 28, 2009

Declaration of Independence

Generally performed on someone that is passed out from excessive drinking, the Declaration of Independence is when multiple John Hancocks are performed on one person.

Adam: Wow, look at Joey's face. I've never seen so many mushroom stamps on someone's face.

Matt: Ya, each mushroom stamp is actually called a John Hancock and since there are so many, that's a Declaration of Independence.

by It's Poop Again August 21, 2011

Declaration of Independence (USA)

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation

The Declaration of Independence (USA) is piece of paper that assigned to give a country its freedom to move on from example a colony coloniser or a rebel attack

by SGS165 February 17, 2022

deflecation

1) Combination of deflection and defecation.

2) Deflecting as much responsibility and accountability as possible to see what actually will stick.

My companies deflecation policies ended up with a big pile of feces on the carpet and very little sticking to the wall, metaphorically speaking.

by wcgman September 25, 2010