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deflator

(a) Somebody who deflates balls
(b) Somebody trying to lose weight
They call me the deflator because I am trying to lose weight, not because I deflate footballs. I promise!
by HugRush May 15, 2015
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Defination

A portmanteau of the words Definition and Defamation.

This is the act of going to the trouble of inaccurately defining a word on Urbandictionary just to make a private joke at the expense of a member of your extended social circle, who, since you'll have to go to the trouble of dragging them to a computer, telling them the Urbandictiony url to type in, and then telling them which is the one word out of thousands that personally mentions the name of the person to get any kind of reaction out of them, thus negating the possible humour from the act of the joke, (since this is like having to stop and explain a joke after telling it), and thereby confusing the issue for everyone else in the world who is obviously not either you and your two sniggering sychopantic hanger-ons who think this kind of thing is even remotely interesting or clever.
High School Kid 1: "Ha ha, look, i just wrote wrote a description for 'Gay Loser' and put Cecil McWeedy's name there".

High School Kid 2: "OMG u r so kewl! Wait until he sees that Defination, this is the funniest joke ever"

(the next day)

High School Kid 1: "It's been a day. He's going to be soooo mad".

High School Kid 2: "Yeah, everyone in school is going to be calling him Gay Loser".

(weeks later)

High School Kid 1: "He has to have seen it by now".

High School Kid 2: "Yeah, and everyone in the world knows he's a Gay Loser".

(months later)

High School Kid 1: "You know what would be really funny? If we showed him!"

High School Kid 2: "I'll get URL up and you bring him over. Let's do it".

High School Kid 1: "OMG, this will be so funny".

High School Kid 2: "Wait... it's not there anymore".
by Legowombat July 28, 2008
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detonator

A drinking game that doesn't require much drinking. Participants slam a shaken-up beer, sideways, into their forehead with a goal of detonating. This, of course, occurs after a crazy pump-up yell of "DETONATOR!". If a detonation is not achieved, the beer is passed, spraying or not, to the next person, who then attempts to detonate. One who detonates is fucking HARDCORE.
DETONATOR! **smash** Fuck!
by Dave Barcowski May 18, 2008
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Definaturally

Definaturally is when something definitely will happen naturally
That plant is gonna grow definaturally
by ChefPepperJack April 20, 2020
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Definito

A: Yo, I will see you at the Pub at 7pm then?
B: Definito
by balablues April 14, 2011
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Duffinator

A girl named Niamh Duffy who has large bosoms and is retarted. A Duffinator usually displays symptoms of ADHD, autism and schizophrenia.
A: Ew have you seen the new girl, she’s so dumb!
B: Yeah she’s such a Duffinator
by t2lavish October 28, 2020
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real definiton

me: hey let me search up car on urban dictionary hopefully it is a real definiton
urban dictionary: sex
by door man who eats doors July 28, 2022
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