Denver Nugget

A salacious prank intended in the same spirit as an Upper Decker in which the perpetrator uses the restroom and proceeds to wipe himself with a nearby washcloth or decorative towel in attemps to clog the toilet and leave a messy surprise for the owner.

The smaller the number of suspects at the time the Denver Nugget is done results in more props for the perpetrator. I.E. You will get more credit if you pull off a Denver Nugget in a house full of 3 people than a house full of 20 people

Props are also given if the object used to clog the toilet holds a sentimental value for the owner

"Dude, what's wrong with you?"
"Last night, someone clogged my toilet, and when I finally unclogged it, I realized it was the special towels that my grandma knitted for me when I was born!"
"Dude! Someone gave you a Denver Nugget!"
"The worst part is I was confused as to why someone would do this and whether or not I should wash the towels, or just trash them!"
"Dude, that's the point..."

by Admiral_Snackbar August 14, 2009

Denver Mustache

This is the substance you see stuck to someone's upper lip and cheeks after they vomit hard. It is named as such due to its resemblance to a Denver omelette.

Dude, did you see Sarah after she yakked?

I know, total Denver Mustache.

by JonnyDenver June 19, 2010

dealer

Someone who's job is selling drug's.

"Man I'm a dealer now, I can't jus' take a week off and go snowboarding. Biznazz is Biznazz."

by Diego August 21, 2003

Deaner

It is the final stage of drinking too much in one evening/day. It is the progression from Dean to Dean-o to Deaner. By throwing ash trays at people on the dnace floor and parading around naked with a hat to cover yourself, you may have reached Deaner level.

Examples of Deaner level talk;
"I can tell by the way you move your hips that you are not a virgin"
"What is this? Sluts on parade?"
"Lets party later?"

by General Chang August 26, 2006

Candy Dealer

A person who deals candy to kids. Please note, some kids smoke smarties, and snort them. However, a candy dealer can deal candy without going to jail. Mostly used in middle schools and elementary schools. Sells candy like tick tacs, smarties, fun dip, and other crushable candy crushed up.

Jake: Dude I got some extra dough from that candy dealer.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.

by acs26 September 4, 2012

egg dealer

an egg dealer is someone who deals egg

person: hey egg dealer, you got any eggs
egg dealer: yes

by clucks the egg dealer January 24, 2021

A Person named Denver

Denver is generally a very chill guy. He doesn’t talk much, but he tends to attract many people towards him because of the vibe that he gives off. He is very attractive even though he may not see it for himself. Denver is a super nice guy and has a good heart he doesn’t treat people in the same way that they treat him even if they’re malicious towards him. He will always go the extra mile for the people he cares about, he’s always willing to lend these people a helping hand even when he necessarily can’t afford to. He’s a very deep and passionate lover and when he loves he wants to love that person long term. He doesn’t believe in giving up he fights hard for what he really wants. Denver is a guy who will never give up on anything easily and despite the troubles he may have he comes out a conqueror. Overall If you know a Denver hold onto them and cherish them forever, because there will be no one else like them.

Brad: Hey do you know who that guy is?

Jake: Yeah, that’s A Person named Denver I hang out with him all the time he’s super chill.

by divaqueen33 November 23, 2021