Drunk Dialing

To make a phone call while inebriated. These calls are usually made to former flings, ex-boyfriends or girlfriends, guys or girls that you want to hook up with, etc..and this almost always ends up to be embarassing for the drunk dialer. Good friends will discourage drunk dialing while drunk friends will usually encourage drunk dialing!

Peter: Connie has been drunk dialing me all night and wants me to come hook up with her, but she keeps talking about our future.
Peter's Friend: Isn't she the chick you just met?
Peter: Ya, I mean I'm going to go do her, but after that she's cut.

by Rejean November 24, 2006

Boob Dialing

When you forget to put your phone on lock before shoving it into your bra, your boobs will dial numbers every time you move them.

-My Phone Was Vibrating Throughout The Whole Math Class!

*Takes out phone from bra*

--Who Was Calling You?

-No One!I Was Boob Dialing The Whole Time!I Forgot To Lock It!

by Giardino♥ October 16, 2009

dualingus

When two tongues are licking the same Vagina.

I love the way that Dave and Dave performed Dualingus on me, I came at least five times!

by TheDaves October 2, 2023

Deading

To pretend to be dead. To lie down in a manner in which someone would be presumed dead. Usually done with a group of friends for comical reasons or just out of plain boredom. In order to successfully Dead you must have a picture taken of the person Deading and the Dead must be named.

Let's all just start Deading in the elevator.
Bro I'm about to pull off a Dead Elevator, you down?

by mustbenew September 17, 2011

dualing centurion

A female weighing at least 200 pounds.

Look at that big ol' dualing centurion over there!

by Back Porch Boys April 1, 2008

dick dialing

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.

I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.

by blaatzDB July 10, 2009

Diligent Dellinger

Someone who is a hard worker and can multi-task.

She was a good hire, I see her over there working like a Diligent Dellinger.

by BurntNostalgia December 5, 2011