Derp
a stupid person, or action
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Derp is a word used to describe a complete idiot. One good example would be Joe Dejesus, arguably the biggest Derp known to mankind. Other names he goes by are, Joe Skinhead, Milky and King Derp.
Example: "I've never lost a fight in my life" - Joe Skinhead
This statement makes him a Derp because he has gotten his ass beat multiple times.
Example 2: Joe Skinhead brags about everything. Thinks he knows everyone in every band, Thinks he knows everything about everything, thinks knows everything about the music scene.
Example 3: Enjoys Justin Beiber but claims to be a skin.
Example 4: Fat girlfriend
Example 5: mommas boy, plus mom and girlfriend call him Derp.
Example 6: humble and working class skinhead driving his moms cadillac
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This statement makes him a Derp because he has gotten his ass beat multiple times.
Example 2: Joe Skinhead brags about everything. Thinks he knows everyone in every band, Thinks he knows everything about everything, thinks knows everything about the music scene.
Example 3: Enjoys Justin Beiber but claims to be a skin.
Example 4: Fat girlfriend
Example 5: mommas boy, plus mom and girlfriend call him Derp.
Example 6: humble and working class skinhead driving his moms cadillac
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Derp by Candrababy1991 June 28, 2011
Derp
A word dumb children use to make themselves seem cool inside of their circle of internet friends. Although, the younger generations have already started saying this word outside of the internet making them look even more retarded than they already are.
derp
Exclamation used during shitty situations.
"derp" is not yelled, but simply said.
Used instead of yelling "FUCK" or "GOD DAMMIT".
Shockingly, "derp" releases stress, anger, and sadness better than yelling and cursing.
Opposite of merp.
"derp" is not yelled, but simply said.
Used instead of yelling "FUCK" or "GOD DAMMIT".
Shockingly, "derp" releases stress, anger, and sadness better than yelling and cursing.
Opposite of merp.
Imagine this. Getting lost during a road trip. You become extremely hungry. For whatever reason, you have a strong craving for Chick-fil-A, and refuse to stop anywhere else. You set your TomTom to the nearest Chick-fil-A, but is on his period and sends you to mother fucking Disney World instead. When you finally find a fucking Chick-fil-A, it's closed and you remember that it's Sunday.
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derp by ShredGnarShark July 8, 2012
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