Most Dawson’s have small-dick-itus. Periodt...
Friend 1: eww it’s Dawson, bet you $20 he got small-dick-itus.
Friend 2: alright lemme go check.
Friend 2: here’s your $20
Friend 2: alright lemme go check.
Friend 2: here’s your $20
by wannabemj November 11, 2020

A Dawson is an event that was worthy of the serie Dawson's Creek. Love triangle, cheating etc... involves people being really pissed and a lot of drama.
Guy 1 - Why do you always do Dawsons at parties?
Guy 2 - I had no other choice, his girlfriend was really into me.
Guy 2 - I had no other choice, his girlfriend was really into me.
by diab0li November 26, 2011

An absolute beauty. A MONSTER in bed;). Such a beaut that he will buy you gifts in fortnite😍
P.S. he kinda quirky doe😳
P.S. he kinda quirky doe😳
by SeeMacIsWhack2 July 25, 2019

v. to consume alot of alcohol and jizz your pants while grinding with someone at a party or social event
Guy 1: dude why'd u stop grinding with her she was hot?
Guy 2: i dont know she just stopped and slapped me
Guy 1: (examining guy1's pants) Holy shit dude did you dawson?
Guy 2: i dont know she just stopped and slapped me
Guy 1: (examining guy1's pants) Holy shit dude did you dawson?
by mtpirko December 27, 2009

by the girl who’s heart you broke May 15, 2020

He has no dad
by Dawson is a gay boy December 3, 2019
