a heartless fuck who has nothing better to do then run his mouth to people that he not only loves but knows are better than him in every way. he has short blonde hair with an oddly small penis and lack of facial hair leaving him stuck as a pre-pubescent child throughout his late teens. he is also a light weight who can pull bitches but cant keep them for shit and has a quirky lisp and he's 5'7 on a good day.
"hey who was that annoying ass cunt at the party?'
"oh that lil fella think his name was Darian smh"
"oh that lil fella think his name was Darian smh"
by dontbedissinmyniggasdog March 22, 2023
Get the Darianmug. Darian is the type of person who gets what he wants, he is smart, kind, genuine and the biggest fatty alive. He makes every moment a special moment. Now I know a lot of you have a "Darian in your life" but the Samsam I know can never be replaced, cringy asf but he's the best friend anyone can have. He has your back when you need it and he knows exactly what to say and when to say it. He might forget your birthday or what you said two seconds ago, but nonetheless he makes up for it somehow. He doesn't like pineapple on pizza, which I don't understand, he loves his sister( even has a special handshake just them two), his birthday is in march, A+ for me for remembering, his favourite colour is orange, he has a weird obsession for fairy bread Idk why and I honestly don't know where hell is without me haha.
by Suicidal Llama Mama September 18, 2020
Get the Darianmug. darian is the most sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, he has nice style, funny sense of humor and has the most beautiful hair you’ll ever see, i pray we’ll be together forever because i love him so much and i never want to lose him<3
“darian is so pretty”
by Citzwa November 20, 2023
Get the darianmug. This rude tall skinny kid who has moved to the Dominican Republic, but I hear he has moved back to New York.
Guy 1: Darian always used to talk out in class.
Guy 2: Exactly he always got in trouble. One time in middle school he put dreadlocks in his hair.
Guy 2: Exactly he always got in trouble. One time in middle school he put dreadlocks in his hair.
by tecopux September 13, 2021
Get the Darianmug. A surprisingly b*tch, curvy and eloquent, magnificently colossal, flamboyant and animal (Every Darian should know the meaning of this phrase in Spanish). Even though she can be a little closed at first, if you gain her friendship she's going to be the best friend you can ask for, loyal to death, brrrr. Sometimes she can treat you like she's mad at you, but she doesn't really mean it, and believe me: if she does this she loves you with all her heart. Confident, Cheerful, defender of justice, supportive, and obviously crazy.
by Candy36 November 25, 2021
Get the Darianmug. by tecopux July 28, 2021
Get the Darianmug. The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
Darian The cod kid is The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024
Get the Darian The cod kidmug.