dry

A joke that is not funny and therefore lame.

Mark: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Roger: I don't know
Mark: To get to the other side!
Roger: Did it just get dry in here?

by Savona December 21, 2006

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An area without a police presence.

2nd street is dry, so I have no fear of arrest when I drag race there.

by Chester McLaughlin May 18, 2005

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A term used to describe someone or something that is extremely NOT funny or amusing.

Origin: Regular use of the word used by a handful of individuals at Avondale College.

unamusing;
humorless;
unclever;

"You are sooo dry, Anthony!!"

by milkytooth May 22, 2009

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Masturbation without any form of artificial lubricant.

You're masturbating dry if you don't use Vaseline

by Sean July 06, 2003

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someone or something or some event which is well long and you cant be fucked. e.g. a mission to go get rizla. A person can be long in the sense that they are either boring or just so next and allowable and you cannot be arsed to chat to them. That or they are exceedingly lame.

dry -Yeo. As in that lanky gimp from up north.

by lordbare November 07, 2005

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