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Doritos salesman

To constantly bug people to get something you have that you don't want and constantly reject you
Mary: did you see him
Jenny: yeah the guy that was being such a Doritos salesman like he can be such a thot and I'm sure glad he's not my bae
Mary: Ikr PREACH girl!!!!
by Used dental floss April 12, 2014
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Doritos of Club Penguin

A Club Penguin Community ran by a bunch of Pakistani Pedophiles. They log onto many Club Penguin Private Servers, being dickheads to the average players of these by spamming emoticons and their shitty "Family Forever" phrases.
Did you see the Doritos of Club Penguin online today? I heard one of their leaders like to groom children with Discord Nitro memberships.
by Seltzer_Sex December 21, 2020
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Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal
by ieatantsforbreakfast November 7, 2021
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Doritos Crash Course

A free video game released in 2010 for the Xbox 360
Hey John, want to play Doritos Crash Course after school?
by melon31 July 10, 2023
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Doritos nacho cocoo doodle doo

A type of pizza consisting of the ingredients: Nacho & cococo
The pizza was first invented in the youtube video: THE DISCORD COOKING COMPETITION 2
"Have you ever tried the Doritos nacho cocoo doodle doo?"
"Are you fucking high"
by Uncorrupt May 27, 2024
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doritos bag

a doritos bag is a bag full of the corn chips called doritos. it can come in many different flavours as sweet chilli and salt
Yo, got that doritos bag? Yea man, its cheese flavour
by big.kaboom361 April 15, 2025
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Doritos Blowcos

the act of someone preforming a blowjob whilst their mouth is full of doritos locos tacos from tacobell (double sour cream).
Bro my coworker gave me some crazy Doritos Blowcos, I busted in 2 minutes. That shit was crunchy!
by NolanRobinson January 25, 2026
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