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Destroy Dick December

On December 1st, you nut once, December 2nd, you nut twice all the way up to the 31st where you nut 31 times.
Guy 1: are you doing Destroy Dick December?
Guy 2: Hell no!!
by User3948384 November 3, 2019
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No Dick December

This month is only for girls and girls only. No matter how tempting and horny you are, the dick is off limit. The rules are simple - you may not insert a penis vaginally, participate in anal or oral activities involving a penis. You may not touch a penis or a penis shaped toy.
"wow I really want to get dicked down today" "No you can't, it's No Dick December."
by RwandaForEver November 11, 2020
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Destroyed By Dick December

An equivalent event to Destroy Your Dick December wherein you must get fucked an amount of times equal to the day of the month.
"I need to have sex one more time today so I can keep up with Destroyed By Dick December."
by DuckOnVacation November 6, 2018
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Don't Dick December

For those who failed NO NUT NOVEMBER and wants to give it another attempt for the most amazing load on NEW YEARS
"Im gonna try "don't dick December" since my weak ass failed "No Nut November"
by hando227 December 5, 2018
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No Dick December

The event of No Dick December requires all participants to refrain from masturbating from December 1st until 12:01 AM January 1st.
*December 1st*
Anthony: Hey dude let's do no dick december
John: oh fo sho
Anthony: I gotta sleep over at your house over winter break though or I'll just wank it day and night
by Mugga Mugson December 7, 2009
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Destroy Dick December

One December 1st u nut once, on December 2nd u nut twice, so on, so on.
But it can only be done by those who have completed No Nut November.
Dude, im gonna do destroy dick December.
You cant because you failed no nut November
by That other dude you forgot December 2, 2018
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Destroy Dick December

A challenge that encompasses the entire month of December, after No Nut November. On each day, every male homo sapien is challenged to ejaculate at least once, but less than the day of the month (Twice on the second, thrice on the third...)
November 30th, 11:59 PM. Only one more excruciating minute until Destroy Dick December.
by WasabiThumbs November 2, 2018
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