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dessert shadows

Bad or evil spirits that you see in the night. Bad spirits in the darkness. Evil spirits. Supernatural spirits haunting you wherever you go.
Gotta watch out for the dessert shadows. I need to take shelter from the dessert shadows.
by Bentonparkwest April 23, 2023
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Dessert hoe

Someone who is a hoe that follows Dessert Zaddy who is usually at least 6-10"
Guys: Damnnnmm who is that giant with all those dessert hoes around him ??
Hot chicks: OMG! That must be Dessert Zaddy!
by notKolt February 13, 2026
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Dessert hoe

Someone who is a hoe that follows Dessert Zaddy who is usually at least 6-10"
Guys: Damnnnmm who is that giant with all those dessert hoes around him ??
Hot chicks: OMG! That must be Dessert Zaddy!
by notKolt February 13, 2026
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Dessert Time Bomb

When you cream-pie a woman anally, and you are waiting for her squat over your chest and take a shit.
Cameron came in her asshole, and patiently waited for his dessert time bomb.
by Westridge Boyz October 19, 2025
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Splurt Dessert

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.
Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”
by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022
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The Crème Brulee Dessert

You are in the wilderness with your lady. You build a nice, romantic fire to keep her warm and hand her a beer. She cuddles in for warmth. You accept and cuddle back. You are not romantic, this is a set up for an monumental Crème Brule (burnt cream) Dessert.

As she feels warm and loved, you use this to your advantage and push for BJ by the aptly roaring fire. She cannot say no and begins to blow you like a Missouri tornado. As soon as you are about to bust, you pull out without telling her and unleash a thick, healthy splattering if jizz all over her face. Before she can do anything, you grab her head and hold it as close to the fire as you can so as to not burn her but rather for the jizz to gently harden over her face. Once she has been glazed over, you pull her away for the fire, let her cool a moment and gently tap the hardened jizz glaze on her face with your dick, not unlike a crème brule with a spoon.

Note – this does not have to be done with a fire, you can also use a radiator, hot plate, etc.
So I was with Mindy the other night. Took her out past Old Bear Road and down by Brawny Creek. Had a cooler full of Millers and started a nice campfire to get her twatt a soppin’. Worked like a charm. Next thing you know, she is sucking me off like a white collar criminal doing hard time with murderers. Well, I pull out my cock and drop a mother load of bag yogurt all over her unsuspecting face. Before she has a chance, I grab her, hold her close to the fire and glaze that jizz over her gub until it forms a nice little crust. Then I pulled her away to let her cool and tapped that crust with my cock till it cracked, like a fancy ass The Crème Brulee Dessert.
by madmarkfromthetdot October 11, 2012
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made her dessert

Performed cunnilingus on ones female companion.
Sheila and I had a big fight.but we made up and she put my groceries in her mouth and I made her dessert
by worldwideschizophrenia December 22, 2013
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