John couldn't focus on sex due to his Calcium Daydream.
"That Calcium Daydream was so intense I popped a boner and filled my pants with fresh cream."
"That Calcium Daydream was so intense I popped a boner and filled my pants with fresh cream."
by Mike Fleming's fresh cream May 6, 2024
Get the Calcium Daydreammug. "Yeah, that's right baby! Welcome.. to my locker! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *The Flying Dutchman sighs* 🎵For a daydream believer, and a homecoming queen.🎵 *throws a sock at the Flying Dutchman as Daydream Believer starts to play in the background* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *The Flying Dutchman screams*
by anonymous December 15, 2020
Get the Daydream believermug. although mostly described on the internet as something taking massive, complex proportions, this is pretty much every moment when you choose to not focus on your actual life, and instead pick to escape to some other version of events.
also known as counterproductive daydreaming.
can you make a choice (most often a series of choices) that can change your circumstances in some way? if the answer is "definitely no, i am stuck here, for real, with no escape whatsoever, seriously", then think about working with yourself to improve some other aspect of your life instead. it will not be in vain.
an action plan that you actually plan on taking action on, but you think about a lot, will not fall under this category...unless you are a coward, and keep delaying taking action. that's maladaptive.
some consider this type of daydreaming/fantasising as manifestation, or, worse, as meditation. that is why they are, most likely, behind on their goals...or they just have unethical goals and the universe said: "denied!".
also known as counterproductive daydreaming.
can you make a choice (most often a series of choices) that can change your circumstances in some way? if the answer is "definitely no, i am stuck here, for real, with no escape whatsoever, seriously", then think about working with yourself to improve some other aspect of your life instead. it will not be in vain.
an action plan that you actually plan on taking action on, but you think about a lot, will not fall under this category...unless you are a coward, and keep delaying taking action. that's maladaptive.
some consider this type of daydreaming/fantasising as manifestation, or, worse, as meditation. that is why they are, most likely, behind on their goals...or they just have unethical goals and the universe said: "denied!".
Doug's brain: it's summer. it's too hot. i'm uncomfortable. i am seeing myself engulfed in snow..making snow angels..skiing..making more snow angels (loop on last image)
some God: i'm thinking hard right now where to place this. might be maladaptive daydreaming, it's a bit of a gray area. the snow angels are a nice touch though, thanks!
some God: i'm thinking hard right now where to place this. might be maladaptive daydreaming, it's a bit of a gray area. the snow angels are a nice touch though, thanks!
by wokeup2this July 14, 2022
Get the maladaptive daydreamingmug.