When someone is so fat that their shirt or blouse won't touch their pants but instead hangs in front like a curtain in front of their pants.
Billy: Did you see Mrs. Macky's fat curtain today.
Dan: Yeah it was like a cloth barrier for the wind that her fat rolls release.
Dan: Yeah it was like a cloth barrier for the wind that her fat rolls release.
by CrunkMagnum November 8, 2009
Get the Fat Curtainmug. The act of masturbating adjacent to a window behind net curtains. The performer can see out of the window while the public on the other side are unawares of the sexual act taking place.
Chris curtain twanked in his hotel room receiving sexual gratification from the fact that that the public outside mere feet from him were unaware of his depravity.
by howlingmadwilger June 6, 2015
Get the Curtain Twankmug. A curtain surrounding a bunk bed primarily put up in college dorm rooms to allow discrete cumming in bed
by anonymousussy69 May 6, 2023
Get the Cum curtainmug. Female
Q.
"Did it feel good"?
Male
A. "Hell yeah, I was wearing your Baggy Curtains like hunting cap flaps they so long!"
Q.
"Did it feel good"?
Male
A. "Hell yeah, I was wearing your Baggy Curtains like hunting cap flaps they so long!"
by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009
Get the Baggy Curtainsmug. Taconite Curtain is a play on words from the iron curtain (meaning russian and the eastern bloc countries of the cold war). It refers to the slow progress and backward tendencies of people from Minnesota's great white tundra. The boom in mining created many cities along the iron range of Minnesota that have Taconite is iron-bearing rock that is mined in northern Minnesota.
Snowmobiles and ATVs are like candy to kids behind the taconite curtain.
Even after garnering fame, Bob Dylan was still despised by some behind the taconite curtain.
The new 21st century recession has had little effect on the constantly depressed cities behind the taconite curtain.
Behind the taconite curtain all kids knew was shoveling snow and playing hockey, and shoveling snow got old fast.
Even after garnering fame, Bob Dylan was still despised by some behind the taconite curtain.
The new 21st century recession has had little effect on the constantly depressed cities behind the taconite curtain.
Behind the taconite curtain all kids knew was shoveling snow and playing hockey, and shoveling snow got old fast.
by mevdev May 29, 2009
Get the Taconite Curtainmug. “Without this shower curtain, I would be flashing everyone in the house, but oh boy would they be stunned to see a 9-inch penis covered in body wash and water.”
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 23, 2021
Get the Shower Curtainmug. Person 1: You and Laiylah still date?
Person 2: Yeah I love her to death, but I know one thing for certain, if she leaves I’ll Close The Curtains
Person 2: Yeah I love her to death, but I know one thing for certain, if she leaves I’ll Close The Curtains
by Jaiylor May 24, 2020
Get the Close The Curtainsmug.