Crunchy 

One who is brunette but blonde on the inside.

She says the stupidest things, she is such ac crunchy.

Crunchy by Maz December 13, 2004

crunchy 

A term used to describe the overly moussed, crispy hair of a chola or chula.

Did you see Maria Conchita's hair? Girl, it is so crunchy that it looks like she dipped it in some fabric stiffener!

crunchy by chicago's smartest June 3, 2007

Crunchy 

One who is nasty and doesn't care much for themelves. Kind of close to crusty, because bad higene is included in all that is crunchy. Cause if you crusty, you crunchy.

Denise is so crunchy, so doesn't care one bit bout how ho-y sleeping with the football team is. She just nasty!

Crunchy by Comput4r Pr3z October 8, 2005

Crunchy 

Crack mixed with tobacco either in a blunt or spliff form. An evolution of the term chewy blunt, minus the marijuana.

Ay man you got some crack?

Word

Tryin' to roll up a crunchy?

Word

Crunchy by Crunch head August 30, 2010

Crunchy 

Crunchy is a word that my group of friends and I use as an all pourpose word. We use it as cool, saucy, angry, and other things like that. We use it like the way that some people would use "Sick", "Wicked", or "Bad".

"59 friends??? Dang, you are Crunchy!!!"
"Calm down and don't be so Cruchy"
"Wow. That dude is so sweet and Crunchy"

Crunchy by SupaDupa August 18, 2006

Crunchy 

Beyond crusty. Like a piece of cheese, when it gets beyond the point of being crusty, it turns crunchy. When a person is so crusty that crusty is a weak insult, crunchy is the proper word.

Ew that gross bitch over there is crunchy!

Crunchy by DaBluff69 October 30, 2017

Crunchy 

A boner.

Bro, no homo, but you givin’ me a crunchy.

Crunchy by crunchy gurl May 8, 2018