Poor Crater

Irish expression.

Denotes a person who has recently been the recipent of misfortune.

Ah sure wasn't poor auld Fergal dumped by his girlfriend yesterday - ah the poor Crater!

by poorcrater April 29, 2011

Cromer

A male who long dicks a female and bruises her vagina. Also known as the vagina slayer

She got the cromer affect

by 360D June 6, 2018

cramel toe

When you wear britches so tight that your junk crams up more than usual and shows indentions of nuggets protruding from the said britches.

John walked into the room and was patronized by his friend for having a cramel toe.

by Sammy Joe April 5, 2019

Pokemon Crater

A free internet multiplayer flash and text game known as one of the biggest let-downs in internet history not because of it's gameplay which was actually quite fun is a bit repetitive but because, at the height of it's popularity it was shut down leaving thousands of loyal fans angry.

noob 1 on monday: hey this game pokemon crater is addicting and fun
noob 1 on friday: what, WTF? did I spell if wrong or something?
(then spends an hour looking for pokemon crater only to find out on wiki answers that it was closed forever thursday night)

by Dr. buttrape August 7, 2009

Craser

Someone who is constantly trying to fuck teenage pussy

"Hot damn Case, she's 16. Don't be a craser."

by PapaBeeMovie December 7, 2018

Steveland Creamer

The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.

Enter Callum

Callum: Hey, how's it going?

Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.

Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .

by Kaerindael December 18, 2014

craper jack

some one who craps in some ones car on a hot day

hey dj do u want to go to my house
sure lets go
they get in car
some laid a craper jack in my car

by brockett January 28, 2009