The act of blowing air into your spouse’s anus, in return of them farting towards your eyes and achieving a pink eye.
Did you hear about John and Doe? he blew air into Doe’s asshole and she farted on his eyes, they're so fucking pink! she’s a cranging queen!
by KrispyCum March 31, 2025
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A very vile sexual act with multiple stages. In the first stage you would need to acquire a fellow by the name of Craig(preferably a male). The second stage consists of wrapping both of your penises in bacon and then your would fuck him missionary while eating the bacon off his dick. Finally the third stage you will you will put your penis that is covered in bacon and put it in Craig's mouth. He would then choke on it till all the bacon has been eaten.
by retardnigga83 July 24, 2025
Get the craiging it mug.Meaningless phrase used to fill in when you can't think of anything better, kind of like bullshitting. Also, see Regional Optimism, Academic Disembowling, etc.
What did you think of that movie?
-Too much random cragginess.
What was your paper on?
-Regional Optimism.
What do you think of that guy?
-Deserves an academic disembowling.
-Too much random cragginess.
What was your paper on?
-Regional Optimism.
What do you think of that guy?
-Deserves an academic disembowling.
by Mum Bojumbo August 25, 2003
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Get the Jenny Craiging mug.The art of moping up semen from a prositutes vagina after she has been shagged by at least 8 blokes ...
After you select your hooker and you notice a line of people leaving her room , you then 'dip' down and go for the growl hoping to get other men's semen is stuck in her pubic hair and you proceed anyway to mop that all up with your tounge and therefore De-clagging it...
Tasty.....
Tasty.....
by Zoidburg May 1, 2021
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