my cracker jack hoe

A best friend that is more than a friend but less than a partner in a way. There always here when you need them an will do sexual favours when needed an/or wanted

Yea thats My Cracker Jack hoe an I'm glad I have them

by Broken hearted lover May 1, 2018

Cracker-jacking-it

When you use a word or term you don't really know, kinda superficially.

Jim subscribes to dictionary.com's twitter, and he's always Cracker-jacking-it (the words) at me.

by therealdrag01 September 10, 2009

cracker jack Realtor

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.

Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.

by cheyenne2364 September 22, 2010

cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.

"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."

by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014

Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.

Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.

by meatbaggie November 9, 2019

cracker jack

Racist southern white people who hate anyone other than their own kind and think they own you if they do favors for you.

Look at that guy right there, see all that dry skin, he's a cracker jack!

by JCWithTheRojoT October 15, 2021

Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up

Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?

by Dre2k August 15, 2021