Cracker Barrel

Adjective
Definition: a word used to describe a outing room or subject that is over abundant with white people

I’m sorry man, I won’t make it to the party in time. I’m stuck with a Cracker Barrel

by Fijiwater101 September 10, 2022

Cracker Barrel

A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.

Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!

Or
Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.

by Candy Ass Smartie January 16, 2023

Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.

Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.

by meatbaggie November 9, 2019

Cracker Barrel

The sexual act of crushing crackers into a condom, then proceeding to have sex

"Hey man, I heard that Brandon gave the Arabic girl in our class a cracker barrel. What a mad lad"

by ThatOneGinger114 October 25, 2020

Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.

Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023

Cracker Barrel

A white person’s cock that is fatter than long

That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel

by OverlordObama June 14, 2021

Egg Sandwich at Cracker Barrel

when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.

I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel

by gabe atol May 21, 2022