Catfished

When your looking for pussy but only find something fishy.

Billy went on a date dressed real fancy, spent a lot of money and had a condom in his wallet. Sadly he got catfished and came home with less money and condom still unopened.

by Dirtsquirll August 15, 2025

Carfished

When someone pulls you in with the promise of a flashy, new car… but shows up in a total clunker.

He said he’d pick me up in a Tesla… totally carfished me with that rusty old hatchback

by CarDateMate November 5, 2025