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cottage cheese hen

When you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman's yeast-infected vagina, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.
Bill: "Did you get with that girl last night?"
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."
by Jacobill April 18, 2008
mugGet the cottage cheese henmug.

Cottage cheese legs

When a woman's legs are fat and the skin doesn't stretch right, making them appear to look like cottage cheese.
dude, did you see those legs?

Yeah, man they are cottage cheese legs!
by ShortAndSweet February 19, 2015
mugGet the Cottage cheese legsmug.

cottage cheese canyon

when fat people named matt have jelly filled donut rolles and take up space and sit in an akward way
look at matt he has a cottage cheese canyon on his body.
by blaine zalewski April 15, 2008
mugGet the cottage cheese canyonmug.

cottage cheese pancake butt

a very flat cellulite butt that also tends to be very pale
a chick with no sign of even having a booty. just a continuous line from her back down to her ankles must have a cottage cheese pancake butt
by tickle me funny March 22, 2010
mugGet the cottage cheese pancake buttmug.
a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children
Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!
by Bob1984 July 25, 2010
mugGet the Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheesemug.

cottage cock cheese

When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.
Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!
by MotherFugginTshizzle January 6, 2007
mugGet the cottage cock cheesemug.

Cottage Body Cheese

Cellulite that covers the entire body.
Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.
by Capitan Kirk January 23, 2007
mugGet the Cottage Body Cheesemug.

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