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My Dad is a Cop

A type of teenagers who think they can get away with everything. These teenagers are snobs and snitches. Their parents can buy them anything and they have never paid for anything they have. Pathetic excuse for a child.
My dad is a cop. He pays for all of my Armani bags and Rolex watches. He does everything I need.

Don’t do that! My dad is a cop! He will have you arrested!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 27, 2019
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dream cop

Dream Cop: A cop that exists in your sick fantasized world. His job is to cock block you so you won't jizz all over the bed or give into corruption of the porn you watched last night.
Dream Cop
Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!
by sdnative5901 May 22, 2016
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dank cop

A community on the Instagram social media app centered around racism, homophobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, Christianpophobia, and every single fucking phobia you can think of, seriously these guys hate everyone.
"Hey do you follow dank cop on Instagram"
"hell yeah I do my fellow racist"
by Letsplay8ballpool February 25, 2021
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dont cop a tit

when trying to tell someone to not freak out.
or to not make a big deal out of things.
God Kelly, I'll do it later, dont cop a tit!
by baileemae69 June 30, 2011
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Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop

This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.
Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!
by THanoslover69 December 19, 2018
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Dirt cop

Soil Technician. Someone who does quality control in the construction industry. Tester/Inspector of grading and earthwork during residential and commercial developing.
look pal,I'm the Dirt Cop here and I say all this shit is rejected. Dig it out and fix it before I inform the developer that you guys are fucking everything up!
by irvinesucks December 29, 2007
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dont cop too mutch

it meens ur cop mode is way too much! tone it down a bit buddy.... you're not a copper . . . dot dot dot
bruh! dont cop too mutch!
by misterhacer November 1, 2022
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