Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
Get the Offensive coordinatormug. The act of simultaneously wiping each of one's dual buttholes with each hand, separately, at the same time.
This occurs when one has dual dirty buttholes, two hands, and two pieces of toilet paper (preferably clean) and uses one hand to wipe each of the dirty buttholes (one hand per hole, NO SWITCHING!); one hand wiping in a circular motion, the other in straight lines (front to back or side to side, not both), thus achieving simultaneous ambidextoral coordination.
by Nurse Ratchet February 24, 2023
Get the simultaneous ambidextoral coordinationmug. The all-too-common and totally-erroneous satellite-generated map-instructions that necessitate getting your vehicle hauled out of a lake, direct you to a non-existent road through a swamp or dense forest, etc.
I took a shortcut that my TomTom claimed was a viable road, but it turned out to be a rough dead-end dirt track that's been completely washed out in the middle for nearly thirty years --- talk about some totally G.B.S. coordinates! Why don't they do some bleepin' UPDATING of their maps once in a while???
by QuacksO September 30, 2018
Get the G.B.S. coordinatesmug. by Katarina47 June 10, 2016
Get the mentally coordinatedmug. Pickjng up girls in bars and frequent masturbation can both be categorized as forms of exercise to increase neuropenile coordination
by D Flawless November 13, 2021
Get the Neuropenile coordinationmug. 
Get the Your exact coordinatesmug. The action of strategically placing french fries into a sculpture, then eating them in the order they were placed.
by Weirdo_words March 19, 2023
Get the coordinated friesmug.