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Im cooming

A person who says this when he jerks/masterbates so hard he starts ejaculating coom while watching porn on his windows 7.
AAAAAA Fackkkk !!!!!!!Immmm Im cooming !!!!! oh FAck ItS EveRyWhere!!
by Ancientbluesky December 1, 2020
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Cooking with Maddie

The world famous chef Madelyn Grace host her own popular TV show on the food network called “Cooking with Maddie.”

Allegedly threw her shoe at Emma Kate’s eye. Awaiting jail time to be announced.
I love the show Cooking with Maddie. It’s AMAZING!!!
by BigThotThiccBoi May 17, 2019
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Coaning

The grouping of morphemes extracted from the words constant and moaning. Describes those people who cannot, for any reason, stop moaning. Usually a symptom suffered amongst those who don't each much food, hence, common in the speech patterns of cheerleaders, models and those with unecessary eating disorders.
Abbie's doing my head in today, she can't stop f*cking coaning. I wish she'd go eat a chocolate or something, skinny cow.
by Rabid Pidgeon November 4, 2009
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Cooking With Cleavage

The manly way to say "Everyday Italian" .

Saying that you are watching everyday Italian is not manly. However saying Cooking With Cleavage is manly and tells people why you watch the show.
EX:

"What are you watching?"
"Cooking With Cleavage"
"Yea Yuh"
by Nadsafs July 4, 2009
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jerk cooking

jerk jurk –verb (used with object)
1. to preserve meat –adjective
2. being or containing a spicy seasoning mixture flavored with pimento, used esp. in Jamaican cooking: jerk sauce.
3. prepared with jerk flavorings, esp. by barbecuing or grilling: jerk chicken.
Pimento wood is what gives true jerk cooking its unique flavor. The chicken grills on a bed of wet pimento leaves and sticks. The smoking wood infuses the meat, to the bone, with robust flavor. Aromatic with deep citrusy and smoky notes, the wood makes all the difference in the world.
by jerkmaster January 17, 2008
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Cooking The Grenade

In a FPS where you pull the pin of a grenade and hold onto it till just before it explodes then tossing it at an enemy for a almost unavoidable frag. (If done correctly the grenade will kill that person but won't harm you)
That noob is Cooking the Grenade on me! the cheap ass hoe!

Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!

Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*

*BOOM!*

*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
by TattleTailes June 8, 2010
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Cooking onions

When someone has a bad body odor.
When someone’s armpits smell like onions.
Guy 1 : “Bro do you smell that?”
Guy 2 : “Yeah, I think sam is cooking onions
by Tangy bbq sauce March 13, 2020
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