conspiracy theory hijacker

Conspirators or patsies who join conspiracy theorists with an intent to discredit them in the eyes of the general public.

CT: Presidential election is staged by the Illuminati.
Victim: Surely this cannot be true, let me prove it to you.
CTH: It's true and the Earth is flat and run by lizards.
Victim: Now I won't even bother.
CT: Don't mind him, he's with them, he's a conspiracy theory hijacker.

conspiracy theory hijacker by jsisidore June 2, 2016

Conspiracy Empiricists

One who propagates an idea or ideas that many important political events or economic and social trends are the products of deceptive plots that are largely unknown to the general public; via practical experience and experiments as a basis for such idea they are propagating.

Conspiracy empiricists often think just because a dominant theory is mostly sufficient for explaining most of a phenomena doesn't mean one shouldn't attempt to teak the theory via experiments to find more information.

Conspiracy Empiricists by MurdochMaxwell November 7, 2020

conspiracy theorists 

Crazy nutjobs that think there is a greater purpose behind everything... And the US government is behind EVERYTHING.

Conspiracy Theorists: Hey! Why did these two buildings collapse, those two planes couldn't have done that!

2: Wait a second.. I think JFKs brains sprayed the wrong way!

conspiracy theorists by Eliwashere March 25, 2008

Conspiracy theory 

Something people make up to make themselves feel like they know something others don't. Usually these made up stories are baseless, illogical conclusions. Most conspiracy theories are made up by douches, and believed by morons.

Not all conspiracy theories are false, however nearly all of them are.

It is also not uncommon for jackasses to make a show dedicated to conspiracy theories, for example The Glenn Beck show, or Conspiracy theory with Jesse Ventura.

It is a well-known fact by people who aren't idiots, that any show that contains a series of Conspiracy theories is going to have the majority of them wrong, if not all.

Guy1: I heard a conspiracy theory that the world is going to end in 2012, that is if Obama and George Soros don't destroy the world first!!!

Guy2: What are you talking about? How do you know any of what you're saying is true?

Guy1: I heard some guy on T.V. talking about it bro

Guy2: Have you thought about it and questioned the stupidity of these claims at all?

Guy1: Oh no! You must be an Islamic alien sent to earth by George Bush to cover up the real people behind 9/11!! You're just trying to brainwash meeeee

Conspiracy theory by Snax110 March 22, 2011

conspiracy terrorist 

A person who terrorises the people in their environment by non-stop preaching about their conspiracy theories

Bryan: I told you to stop drinking water, the government puts aluminum in it to stop you from thinking for yourself.
John: Please just drop it! Stop being such a conspiracy terrorist.

conspiracy terrorist by _Mero_ January 5, 2018

conspiracy theory 

Literally - the idea of people breathing together.

Con=together. Spire=breathe.

She didn't want a respirator, didn't want to expire. Her inspiration was that once the pandemic passed she might breathe with other people, her conspiracy theory, and it filled her with hope.

conspiracy theory by Monkey's Dad April 27, 2020

Conspiracy Theorists 

A person who questions known liars

Well, those activists were some crazy conspiracy theorists.

Conspiracy Theorists by WeAre1776 dot org December 18, 2012