Conor Oberst

Easily the greatest musician of all time. Stupid faggot kids who think he is just an emo queer need to pull themselves away from themselves long enough to get a girlfriend and stop listening to shit like cake and chicken foot. Many Amercian rock critics call him the next Bob Dylan. Aggreably, may not have the best vocals, may not have the best guitar skills, but easily the best musician of all time. Far better than faggots who think shredding is music, and drone music and heavy metal is all there is to life. They just need to see the sun light every once in a while and stop butt fucking themselves.

Conor Oberst probably thinks that fags who like Jet and Beck need to cut themselves.

by Not a fag who likes shit music September 14, 2010

conor oberst

1. a guy that this girl i am trying to fuck likes.

2. faggot.

maybe i should listen to bright eyes so i can fuck adriana.

conor oberst is a faggot.

by fascistpony April 18, 2005

Conor Oberst

a pretty freakin' brilliant boy until lately when he became mainstream and sucky.

ah, 'tis the tragic demise of conor oberst.

by thehipster April 18, 2005

conor oberst

over-hyped (particularly by emo girls), egotistical, talent-lacking singer/songwriter who has to be butt fucked by every critic with praise

'Hey have you heard of Conor Oberst?'
'Who the hell hasnt?'
'Isnt he BRILLIANT?'
'No.'

by HeartsofOak May 14, 2005

Conor Oberst

n. an effing manwhore who has shitty lyrics that ugly emo girls use as prayers

My name is Conor Oberst, I is a fagoid and Tim Kasher has talent whereas I don't because I is gay.

by Effy McEffEff December 28, 2005

conor oberst

Singer of Brighteyes whom as of late, has seemed to become a sell-out with multiple appearances on MTV and the like.
At one point in time Conor was a heartfelt, emotional, deep, lyrical genious, but has suddenly started a downward spiral.

see Ben Gibbard, Anthony Green, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, or Circa Survive.

Guy1>> man, conor oberst is hitting a wall with his new album.

Guy2>> yeah i know, what happened to the good stuff?

Guy1>> i think he realized that half of his audience were emo 14 year olds who dont understand half of the symbolism he uses.

by DAVYsan January 1, 2009

conor oberst

I very gay guy who does nothing but cry all day and turn it into songs. his music is so emo ppl want to kil themselves for what he "goes through"

oh and hes also Haleighs hubby...

conor oberst is a bisexual emo guy who hates haleigh.

by Ennis April 12, 2005