Holey Communion

Holey Communion - the practice of sharing each other's holes to bring each other closer together

I bumped into the vicar's wife the other day at the supermarket and she said that her husband was away and that would I like to pop round for a coffee and some Holey Communion

by Ziderman March 14, 2025

Californian Communion

A sacrilegious term used to describe a group of people all sharing the same edible to go on a trip together

The girls all broke a piece off of the chocolate bar for their bi-weekly Californian Communion

by Wemeanwell June 2, 2023

Cocaine Communion

When a group of people snort cocaine and pray to their dieties.

Hey man, you coming to the cocaine communion later?

Yeah, for sure! Just send my the address!

by Gabagoush June 21, 2023

Communion bread

Commonly used by spanish speakers that speak English, it is referred to as the literal translation of "¡hostia!" (keep in mind that it is referring to the expression for suprise and not the host itself). You can use it in basically almost situation where you want to express suprise, admiration or anger. You can also put the word uncle in to give it more of a spanish authenticity.

1. Communion bread!!!! Carlos!! I haven't seen you in so long.
2. Communion bread bitch uncle!!! I been stuck on this one question for an hour and I still can't solve it, I SHIT ON EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!!!
3. Communion bread!!! Ana got the highest grade in the exam, my móm!!! she's amazing, is just that I'm flipping uncle.
4. communion bread, did you not understand anything?

by Reaper_kingXZ April 5, 2024