comma to the top

1.) A phrase said by southern people, usually of the darker skin, instead of saying apostrophe.
2.) Another way to say "apostrophe".

"La'Shonda" is spelled L A comma to the top S H O N D A.

by TheKrisMeister February 26, 2009

Pussy Comma

Sometimes you can't necessarily get some good pussy from a hot chick so you have to get some bad pussy from an ugly chick to show a fine girl that you care. Then you get the good pussy.

I had to go through some tough pussy comma last night to get what I wanted.

by Zedediah June 5, 2005

Comma Bill

A bill at a restaurant, bar or other establishment that is so big it has a comma in it. (example: Anything above $1,000)

Damn dude... I spent so much at the bar last night, I had a comma bill.

by mrbadss January 21, 2008

Floating Comma

An Apostrophe

It's time for a Floating Comma, also known as a Mark That Goes Up.

by JayScribesScript March 18, 2019

Dear Comma

When a misplaced or missing comma, or inserting an extra comma, in a contract can cost a company lots of money, as the meaning of a sentence inadvertently favors the employees instead of the employer.

By accidentally inserting a comma between “fruit” and “plants” in the draft containing “fruit plants, tropical and semi-tropical, are exempt from import tariffs,” all imported fruit suddenly become duty-free; as a result, the government loses tens of millions of dollars for that “dear comma.”

by MathPlus December 24, 2018

comma drama

When you're editing a friends essay, and you become upset that there is not an adequate amount of pauses WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, resulting in stress or temporary insanity

friends essay: "In other words the kangaroo went to the pasture carrying with him his young."
other friend: "YOU NEED COMMAS!"
friend: "comma drama"

by grammaticallycorrect4lyfe March 14, 2014

decimal comma

a comma used in some countries outside the US that acts as a decimal point. It can confuse the shit out of people who travel to other countries.

Example of decimal comma: €1,199 per Liter
one thousand one hundred an ninety-nine euros for a liter of gas?
No idiot, one euro and nineteen and nine tenths cents.

by nilethe146 June 18, 2014