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Dear Comma

When a misplaced or missing comma, or inserting an extra comma, in a contract can cost a company lots of money, as the meaning of a sentence inadvertently favors the employees instead of the employer.
By accidentally inserting a comma between “fruit” and “plants” in the draft containing “fruit plants, tropical and semi-tropical, are exempt from import tariffs,” all imported fruit suddenly become duty-free; as a result, the government loses tens of millions of dollars for that “dear comma.”
by MathPlus December 24, 2018
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Comma

The male version of a period, but a little less intense, hence, the comma. See also IMS (irritable male syndrome) a monthly male cycle that occurs in some males in either a chemical cycle or a sympathy PMS.
"I think I just started my comma," Randy said, "I've been so irritable lately."
by Thetequiladiaries January 24, 2015
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Apostrophal comma

A comma that gives the sense that a proper noun used as an intensifier will follow, but acts as an apostrophe because the intensifier is omitted.
You, John Doe, should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.

You, (apostrophal comma) should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.
by ellebane October 23, 2011
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comma drama

When you're editing a friends essay, and you become upset that there is not an adequate amount of pauses WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, resulting in stress or temporary insanity
friends essay: "In other words the kangaroo went to the pasture carrying with him his young."
other friend: "YOU NEED COMMAS!"
friend: "comma drama"
by grammaticallycorrect4lyfe March 14, 2014
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decimal comma

a comma used in some countries outside the US that acts as a decimal point. It can confuse the shit out of people who travel to other countries.
Example of decimal comma: €1,199 per Liter
one thousand one hundred an ninety-nine euros for a liter of gas?
No idiot, one euro and nineteen and nine tenths cents.
by nilethe146 June 18, 2014
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comma crew

A crew of ballers. A group of very wealthy people. They make a lot of money and aren't afraid to make it rain. Spend a check and get it right back.
Hey I saw that group of guys popping bottles in vip last night. They were throwing money around like it was nothing. Must be nice to be a comma crew.
by twitterfingersitching June 27, 2017
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comma to the sky

I just hired a new employee. Her name is bre’untia ( Bre (Comma to the sky) untia
by Chefb504 February 8, 2018
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