Colin lips

After a frivolous night on the princess juice ( red wine ) , a build up of arid grape paste will present itself apon the drinkers lips . This is akin to a mild bruising , slight inflammation or extreme chapping of the lips. The special powers unlocked by this lip ailment include : increased sexual appetite , essential necessity for sexual degradation , almost complete numbing of the pain receptors and a complete loss of all social graces.

booze hound : "oi bar keep give me a red of glass wine " ?
bar keep : " no chance sir, u have Colin lips, an could u please refrain from spitting in my face while talking "

by dinnnnnner December 22, 2014

Pulling a Colin McDonald

"Pulling a Colin McDonald" consists of an individual proposing the idea of not completing his or her homework on time yet asking the teacher for an extension with the assumption that full credit will be given.

"He's doing Chapter 15, wasn't that due last year?"

"Yeah, he's pulling a Colin Mcdonald; and you know what, I bet he'll get full credit"

by asdfghjlqwertiwndhnjndknvcxknl February 12, 2013

colitas

Colitas, "Little Tails", or its slang, "Little Buds".
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air...
This part of the lyrics of the song "Hotel California", by the Eagles, brought on curiosity about the word, as the bigger quest for understanding the entire song itself has met with as many "ideas" as to its meaning... but...

The word "colitas" means literally, "Little Tails", thus use of the slang, "colitas", (as referenced in the song) meaning the burning of little marijuana 'tails/buds'.

NOTES:
Literal Meaning is "little tails"
Slang meanings as follows...
1. End buds of the marijuana plant.
2. Has been used to reference a part of the female anatomy, (use your imagination)
3. A person's butt.
Reference material for my definition was confirmed from Eagles management, as follows:
Irving Azoff a manager for the group: during the writing of the song 'Hotel California' by Messrs. Henley and Frey, the word `colitas' was translated for them by their Mexican-American road manager as 'little buds.

1. warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
2. She has a hot colita.
3. Get your colita over here.

by Webserf January 4, 2007

Bare Coinage

Having a lot of shrapnel in the form of money, usually in your wallet/pockets.

(At train station)

"Hey niqquers"
"Sup Norbit"
"How much is the train ticket when using these machines?"
"Err usually about £1.20"
"Dayum thats so bad I only have Bare Dolla!"
"Ah unlucky mate, looks like you're gunna gain Bare Coinage."

by bEN jARED mACFARLANE fREEMAN May 13, 2010

colin firth

Very hot british actor. Very talented. NOT old. The best Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice.

"Pride and Prejudice is such a good movie!"
"Colin Firth is so hot."

by samantha September 3, 2004

Hot Colin

The act of being teabagged at Communion by an alter boy or a saucy priest. After drinking Christ's blood (wine..possibly semen) you close your eyes and wait for that tasty wafer (body of Christ) and instead you received two hairy plums, or a pair of hairless yogurt sacs, on your tongue or chin.

Chrishem was kneeling at the altar during Communion... hands out, eyes closed and mouth open, at St. Martins-In-The-Fields when he felt a warm hairy mass plop onto his face. After opening his eyes and realizing Father Brown dick had struck again, Scat Hattey peeked over the organ and whispered, "Look's like another Hot Colin!"

At this point the entire congregation bursts into laughter and commence a mass orgy and ass fisting.

by Mr.PissOnIt November 19, 2009

colin smoke

a really cool, chill streamer who is probably the nicest dude on twitch.

"whos colin smoke?" "oh, he's that really nice streamer! the really inclusive and friendly one."

by aerrrrr July 27, 2020