cockative

–adjective

1. inclined to speak excessively in an embarrassingly awkwardly over-assertive manner.
2. speaking in a manner which suggests that the speaker lacks physical endowment or intelligence by overcompensating with faux-confident rhetoric.
3. to illustrate an egotistical weakness through expressing false confidence
(see "desperate cry for help")

Oh yeah, that nitwit cocked my ear off.

Although he wore small shoes, he sure was cockative.

Was she on meth, or just generally cockative?

by koax June 28, 2009

Creative Drilling

1. A highly controversial, often illogical branch of woodworking that emphasizes techniques such as using drills as cutting implements, drilling into corners, and drilling holes into wood smaller than the drill bit.
2. an awkward sex position involving a cordless drill and a dildo (featured in Cosmo)

I wanted to take creative drilling, but I didn't have the prerequisites of Woods IV and How to Fuck Logic 101.

"OMG Becky, look at that butt" "Dayum, I'm gonna creative drill her tonight!!"

by Jan Zizka & BIG Tuna November 17, 2013

Creative Kill

A sport that takes place in grotty university housing that involves the innovative mass genocide of small crane fly or other insect infestations. The use of utensils or other killing weapons is highly regarded in this sport.

I just fried a crane fly. CREATIVE KILL

I just pulled off its wings and smashed it. CREATIVE KILL

I just burnt that crane fly with my lighter. CREATIVE KILL

by Snapbackchat May 24, 2014

Creative Director

A Director who directs creative content for creative content at directing content for creating content

Jim is an ass, or in other words a creative director

by geese04 May 12, 2021

Creativey

The better and more enlightened version of a creative idea

Mrs. Fraser asks to use “Creativey” in a sentence

by MilkCrateMan March 28, 2022

VISUAL CREATIVE FIRM

a term we came up with to over fluff what a creative agency does. yea we do ads.
simple.

at least we didn't put "dIGitaL eNAblErs" or "iNsPiRatIoN aCtiViSTs"

Hi, my name is Joe and I'm a director at a VISUAL CREATIVE FIRM.

"What a pretentious cunt" - Moe

by visualcreativefirmdirector69 October 26, 2020

creative financing

Becoming a stripper or crack whore to support one's lavish lifestyle or to pay a college tuition.

Thanks to creative financing, Colleen can now afford to attend Monmouth State.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 17, 2004