cocktease

a girl who says and or does things to get mens attention (i get horny when i am high), also to gain things such as a free smoke or a free meal because the man thinks he will get some sort of sexual reciprocation. often owes you a lot of money and when you do smoke her up, she just becomes a bitch. Is often freinds with other cockteases.

Cocktease: hey i get hony when im high
guy: word lets go smoke
(goes off to smoke his good pot, get high)
Guy: so, you feeling good
Cocktease: ehh im tired, im hungry, im crmaped, i have pms blah blah blah blah
Guy: fucking cocktease you said you got horny when you are high

by senor huck July 15, 2006

cocktale

Sharing tales of getting tail: a recount of promiscuous encounter with the opposite sex. The stories may be funny, but they also tend to be quite embarrassing.

Friend: Dude, tell me about your cocktale last night!
Cocktale Sharer: Bro, it was awful. First, I couldn't figure out how to un-do her bra. Then, we were walked in on twice! Worst night ever!

by cocktaler January 2, 2011

cocktard

noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.

Karl and Mikey are both cocktards. Thier definition of Craigler is way off base.

by The Retards September 2, 2003

cockrage

The act of working with the intensity of sexual climax, esp. in athletics, accompanied by a torrential flow of male horomones.

Athlete 1. That sprint got me worked up in a malestrom of cockrage.

Athlete 2. Yes, quite so.

by Supasteezepants May 2, 2009

cockrider

To some, this could be a male or female who aimlessly likes to "ride someones cock, or penis" in a rough, or hardcore fashion. These cockriders do this several times a day, and get alot of pleaseure out of doing so.

Man 1- Hey you know that bitch Patty?
Man 2- Yeah I've hit that dog.
Man 1- No shit playa?
Man 2- Yeah the otherday we fucked, and when I thought it was over the bitch wanted it again and again
Man 1- Boy that slut Patty sure is a cockrider, wanting the cock that much in 1 day.

by Da Mothership III December 9, 2008

Epicurean Cocktease

Someone who teases men with pictures and texts about food.

Man, she kept posting pictures of some awesome looking grub. She's an epicurean cocktease.

by epitease April 27, 2011

cocktale

A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.

Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.

by loincloth January 12, 2008