Captain CockBlocker

A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.

Dum Dum Dum! Look in the sky, its a bird its a plane...NO...its CAPTAIN COCKBLOCKER!

by Lumandi23 December 21, 2008

Cackalacka

"Carolina"- General term. South Carolina and/or North Carolina.

We hail from da Cackalacka!

by KillaHurtZ January 11, 2006

Facebook Chat CockBlock

When all you want to do is chat with a girl on facebook chat, and chat just gets fucked up repeating posts and ruining your flirty mood leaving you with nothing.

"Yo bro I was chatting with Caitlyn last night, we was sharing secrets and all of a sudden facebook chat just got fucked up"

"Haha, man. You got facebook chat cockblocked"

by Touzinsky December 3, 2009

cocksmacker

1) A person that smacks cocks. 2) A term used to comment on male's mastabatory habit. 3) An insult one uses against people that cause harm or discomfort.

Jim: Dude, did you you know Dave smacks his cock when he masturbates? Bob: What?!? I didn't know he was a cock smacker!

GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!

by Nick October 16, 2003

Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock

A self caused cockblock, with so much blocking power, it can only be caused by a major act of stupidity; Brought upon by themselves with good intentions for the receiver, but ended up bitting them in the ass. SPTC for short.

Guy 1: "Ha! That creeper just asked the hottest girl at university for nude photos via text!"

Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."

by c.NEWBY;m.MANYARD;m.CAMERON May 28, 2010

cackalack

"Carolina"- General term. South Carolina and/or North Carolina.

"We be dem bad-ass cats from da Cackalack!"

by KillaHurtZ January 12, 2006

cockblockstress

A female who specializes in the area of cockblocking. That is, she will knowingly and expertly prevent a guy from using his cock in a sexual matter, usually with a pre defined partner. Such activities will usually result in masterbation.

Guy 1: Dude, that girls chick prevented me from having some no pants time with her.
Guy 2: I know dude, she's an excellent cockblockstress

by CockblockHater4Life January 18, 2009