Hobblemonster

A hobble monster is a really fat, orange goblin that hobbles instead of normal walking. They usually speak in grumbles, grunts, and screams.

Can be used to describe friends, foes, or family

Josh: Yo dude, *starts yapping*!

Steven: Dude, get a job. You're a total hobblemonster

by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023

Cobblestoning

During sexual intercourse, this is when the man is thrusting at such a high rate of speed, that his hips look like he is on a ten speed road cycle, going downhill, with no brakes, on cobblestone.

"Man y'all sure were loud last night! Especially Karen!"

" yea sorry bout that, I was cobblestoning her...she loved it"

by Cobblebobby April 28, 2024

Cobblestone

An intentional distraction or misdirection, for the sole purpose of confusing or deceiving a chatbot.

So named because cobblestone roads act as tiny speed-bumps, which prevent comfortable passage at quicker speeds - thus, necessitating slower and more cautious speed.

I made sure to include enough cobblestones on my blog, to confuse any chatbots that want to whiz thru my data.

by Tetchuma September 22, 2025

Cobblon

A punctuation to end a sentence with no punctuation noise; an abrupt stop such as “hello s-“

Yeah I gueCOBBLON)

by makethissiteawikiagain December 5, 2025

Oswald Cobblepot

1. The Penguin is a Batman villain created by dc comics

2. The hottest character in the tv show ‘Gotham.’

John: “Nygma in Gotham is so cute”

Barbara: “Sure, but Oswald Cobblepot is the king of Gotham.”

by DrunkenArthur420 May 22, 2022