clown car

Any type of Mini cooper...

BRUH, look at this tall ass motherfuker getting out of that clown car!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

by jay gee September 20, 2023

Clown car

When you’re doing a pregnant clown and you finish than a midget clown comes out and you have to do her too.

Man I thought I was banging a pregnant clown last night but she surprised me with the clown car.

by anonymous January 26, 2025

rachet clown car

College girls on their way to or from a party

Tommy: There must have been at least ten girls in that one van
Johnny: That one crazy rachet clown car

by firepenguin1 January 31, 2014

Clown car

An act of taking a dab holding it in to drink a full beer then releasing the smoke to hit a bong bowl before taking a shot then releasing the smoke simultaneously snorting a line of molly only to finish off with a line of blow off a women's ass.

Broski I'm going to get totally clown carred this weekend

by Clown car November 3, 2017

Reverse Clown Car

When a person dressed in clown makeup puts multiple Hot Wheels in one or more of their orifices and removes them one by one, imitating multiple clowns getting out of a clown car but inversed.

Hey man I was doing a reverse clown car and I got your limited edition Power Ranger Red Ranger Hot Wheel stuck, so can I borrow a water bottle?

by Dr.Doodles March 25, 2025

clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.

"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.

by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020

Clown Car

A sexual position where you fit as many couples having sex as you can into one vehicle.

How many couples copulatings can you cram into a clown car?

by Blobby27 November 13, 2014