stage five clinger

over attached guy or girl that constantly needs to be texting, talking, or with someone at all times.... aka kyle blair

so kyle called me for the 12th time today..such a stage five clingerrr

by sara burns January 2, 2009

stage seven clinger

above stage six clinger, the girl who's virginity was taken by you and wont give up the fact that the relationship wont ever exist, yet she tries to be friends with every girl you try to hook up with and won't leave you alone

m: yo bro, your girl is creepin me out

j: yeah i know bro, she is a straight stage seven clinger

by brobrohoe May 9, 2011

Stage Six Clinger

A member of the opposite sex that has become overly attached, overly fast, despite barely having made your acquaintance. There is no hope.

What do you mean she has sent 10 texts over 6 days that you have not replied to ?!?! You must be joking!!! She sounds like a stage six clinger!

by dress pants and wife beater August 20, 2014

clan clinger

An ex boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to go away through clinging to his or her relationship with your family members (your "clan").

"Jon is a total clan clinger- I bet he tries to date your sister just to get on your nerves!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Stage 5 clinger

Cameron Curtis.

“I just met her and I think I love her bro.
Stop being a stage 5 clinger, get out your feels!”

by YourfavBish April 4, 2022

Stage Five Clinger

A super hot woman who is very clingy and demands freaky sex constantly.

"Dude stage five clinger just text me again, she wants me to spit in her mouth."
"dude what the fuck?"

"But she's soo hot!"

by rockstar696969696 September 17, 2012

Stage Five Clinger

An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.

Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!

by Ballistic01 March 1, 2009