Its gotten so hotter outdoors, don't you think? I think the Earth may be actually burning up. I'm convinced (hoping) that all of humanity dies next year because I'm a miserable leftist who hates life (especially children).
Hey dipshits, climate changes EVERY YEAR! Autumn, Winter, Spring and Summer are actual seasons. Oh, is this your first time learning about seasons, libtard? You deserve a cookie. Thanks for your effort, you get an 100% on your test!
Hey dipshits, climate changes EVERY YEAR! Autumn, Winter, Spring and Summer are actual seasons. Oh, is this your first time learning about seasons, libtard? You deserve a cookie. Thanks for your effort, you get an 100% on your test!
by Skyrim550 August 4, 2022
Good. It's a good thing. Hopefully it is as apocalyptic as dumb hippy liberals like to say it is and I get to watch them and their fuck trophies die.
Climate change is going to kill our kids!!!
Ok.... And what do I get for saving your kids lives?
We need to move past petty selfishness!
In exchange for what?
To save the world!
So, nothing. You want me to save the world for nothing? Because selfishness is bad?
Yes.
And in what way do you contribute to my life that would make me want to go the for you? Is it positively or negatively?
I don't know.
It's negatively. Obviously. So, YOU'RE, the selfish one. You want to compell me to keep you alive and safe for nothing? I don't care if we all die. After I'm dead all of your lives are meaningless. So, how about this: for every one time you suck my dick; I will recycle a single item.
I'm not going to do that!
Well, then you don't care as much about the planet and the lives of your kids as you pretend to, now, do you?
Ok.... And what do I get for saving your kids lives?
We need to move past petty selfishness!
In exchange for what?
To save the world!
So, nothing. You want me to save the world for nothing? Because selfishness is bad?
Yes.
And in what way do you contribute to my life that would make me want to go the for you? Is it positively or negatively?
I don't know.
It's negatively. Obviously. So, YOU'RE, the selfish one. You want to compell me to keep you alive and safe for nothing? I don't care if we all die. After I'm dead all of your lives are meaningless. So, how about this: for every one time you suck my dick; I will recycle a single item.
I'm not going to do that!
Well, then you don't care as much about the planet and the lives of your kids as you pretend to, now, do you?
by Hym Iam November 21, 2020
The newest hip term for "Climate Change" which relpaced "Global Warming" which, actually, are both being slowly replaced with "Global Wierding" after the earth stopped warming and began a cooling trend that started in 1999.
In this latest edition of "Global Warming/Climate Change/Global Weirding", Climate Chaos will bring wars throughout the world due to migration from famine, water shortages, declining crop yields, floods, rain, snow, sleet, heat waves, earthquakes, tornadoes, waterfalls, softball-sized-hail, hurricanes, droughts, etc..
In this latest edition of "Global Warming/Climate Change/Global Weirding", Climate Chaos will bring wars throughout the world due to migration from famine, water shortages, declining crop yields, floods, rain, snow, sleet, heat waves, earthquakes, tornadoes, waterfalls, softball-sized-hail, hurricanes, droughts, etc..
If we don't stop driving our SUV's and cut carbon emissions we will be destined for World War III because of all the mass migrations that will ensue from the upcoming climate chaos.
by worldkingproductions October 27, 2011
noun. an individual who, despite the official statements of a large saturation of scientific research foundations, denies the fact that human interaction with the environment has had detrimental outcome.
Jeremiah: All this global warming stuff is bullshit. Have you read those emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax?
Doug: No, mostly because there are no emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax. So, Jeremiah, explain to me how your opinion has more weight than a bunch of scientists with pHDs.
Jeremiah: You don't know what you're talking about!
Doug: What a valid response, climate hipster.
Doug: No, mostly because there are no emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax. So, Jeremiah, explain to me how your opinion has more weight than a bunch of scientists with pHDs.
Jeremiah: You don't know what you're talking about!
Doug: What a valid response, climate hipster.
by dqv January 30, 2012
A trend that people are getting more arrogant, to the point they think they now have full control of the weather, and they think humans were the major factor in events like the Ice age. There is no lesson from a storm, it's simply nature (nature has no assigned sex male or female, neither does a storm, the names come from humans) showing people again and again that it can wipe out anything humans (whether they were male or female) ever created. Some people would call that God in an attempt to explain it, others would try to explain it with science, but really it's simple enough that it doesn't really need any explanation.
Climate change is an attempt by humans to claim that they have nature under control, and that if nature is out of their control, it is because they made it that way. It's not just male humans that have that kind of arrogance, it's all humans. The good news is at least it's killing us in large numbers. If any species deserves to suffer in large numbers, it is humans.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
"Sorry! Personal climate change!" said the guy after he let one in the elevator. "Silent but deadly."
by Mr. Lyle July 18, 2013
Just grab your WANG, NUTS, NOOKIE , OR HOOD and STROKE IT.
A great change in sentence structure and mood that is perfectly symphonic where compound sentence structure is desirable to salute great musicians as URBAN DICTIONARY praise is they are very musically inclined.
Putting a known PEDOPHILE in any place will STIR IT UP.
CLIMATE CHANGE.
A great change in sentence structure and mood that is perfectly symphonic where compound sentence structure is desirable to salute great musicians as URBAN DICTIONARY praise is they are very musically inclined.
Putting a known PEDOPHILE in any place will STIR IT UP.
CLIMATE CHANGE.
Some in this crazy word cares about CLIMATE CHANGE. which takes "A LONG TIME ( does it matter) as TIME does not wait for" us but JOANS , JERVIE, JINA , JACK, MOE, AND SUNDAR us that period of MASTURBATION and that ECSTACY OVER AND OVER effects CLIMATE CHANGE. very rapidly.
In memory acommodatively an incredible FRONT NAN "iBRADLEY EDWARD DELP" n the HARD ROCK band BOSTON.
You want to have successful observation of CLIMATE CHANGE. as just use these ingredients put a baby any sex or little girls or little boys in any place where there is a known PEDOPHILE and watch how rapid there is CLIMATE CHANGE.
Right before our eyes , CLIMATE CHANGE. is truly proven when ANT ARCTICA GLACIERS are melting the size of the state of UTAH for example and F5 TORNADOES are hitting major populated areas in the US alone for example and along with ECOLOGICAL MYSTERIES are occuring to TERRESTRIAL LIFE on this planet.
In memory acommodatively an incredible FRONT NAN "iBRADLEY EDWARD DELP" n the HARD ROCK band BOSTON.
You want to have successful observation of CLIMATE CHANGE. as just use these ingredients put a baby any sex or little girls or little boys in any place where there is a known PEDOPHILE and watch how rapid there is CLIMATE CHANGE.
Right before our eyes , CLIMATE CHANGE. is truly proven when ANT ARCTICA GLACIERS are melting the size of the state of UTAH for example and F5 TORNADOES are hitting major populated areas in the US alone for example and along with ECOLOGICAL MYSTERIES are occuring to TERRESTRIAL LIFE on this planet.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021