cooked chook

someone who is cooked off their head on drugs.

look at this cooked chook

by Levelz31 July 7, 2023

Pince-Nez on a chook

A commonly used phrase in Sydney, Australia ('chook' is Australian slang for chicken), meaning a great idea. Normally an unusual or ingenious idea, solving some kind of problem.

"That's genius mate, Pince-Nez on a chook!"

by SenorVittorio October 4, 2021

last chook

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

ringing the chooks neck

Going to town on yourself with a rubber glove on in the public toilets at Westfield shopping centre.

I heard some bloke in the dunnys ringing the chooks neck today.

what a grub

by Hitso November 29, 2017

Pooka Chook

A hate group targeted to a little asain loster.

dude, that asain is a big ass pooka chook

by JoHannah May 20, 2003

chooked

chopped AND cooked

"this 🥷 is chooked"

by rbtdi September 29, 2025

Chooks

A fat monkey ape, that typically resides in Welwyn Garden, it used to be called Welwyn Garden City but the chooks ate the City. The chooks loves gorging on bananas whilst sitting ion the bench for rugby. Everyone loves a chooks even though it always asks for your food at inappropriate times. Rumour has it that during a funeral Chooks wiped out a subway, a can of pringles and a dominoes pizza and started eating.

He is so chunky and fat, he's such a chooks

by SamJacobs27 December 8, 2022