Choof 

Australian slang for a vape/ e cigarettes

Person 1: yo bro pass me the Choof
Person 2: it’s almost dead bro

Choof by Coldersack January 13, 2024

Choof

An extreme form of utilizing retard as an insult that insinuates that not only is the individual stupid, but that there is by no means a recoverable capacity to become intelligently wary of the knowledge they lack without outside means.

Steve bought Black Ops 7, haha, what a choof.

Choof by Cloneus November 15, 2025

choof

good, excellent

that sloppy toppy was so choof

choof by throatgot22167 December 20, 2025

choof off

Australian slang for leaving or departing.

Ah well, it's about time to choof off, I reckon!

choof off by Plennygoodspelleh? February 6, 2014

choof box 

Australian neologism.

A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.

Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.

The druggies broke into my flat, and stole my choof box!

choof box by Googles October 29, 2004

choof choof on the doof doof 

"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.

Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof

choof choof on the doof doof by zhobo October 15, 2017

choof chopper 

Australian euphamism for a herb mill used to grind choof (marijuana). Also known as a Muller, its purpose is to increase the surface area of the material, so that smoking or eating it will bring out more THC.

Made from metal and/or plastic, choof choppers come in many shapes and sizes. Some have a box attatchment to catch the material. The main problem with choof choppers is that they can get clogged easily if wet tobacco or choof is put into them.

Hey, mate, don't chuck ciggies in the choof chopper - premium bud ONLY!

choof chopper by Googles October 30, 2004