Chode

A dick that is fucking wider than it is fucking long and looks like my stupid-ass mother-fucking teachers face. It looks like a giant dick watermelon. No offense if you have one!!!!

I looked at my teachers face and was like, "What the fuck you have a chode?!"

by Haters of Ms.PP January 5, 2010

Chode

A penis thats fatter than it is long.

Hey is that a pork pie attatched to that mans crotch?

Oh, no its just a chode.

by Geddessss March 18, 2009

Chode

The peice of skin the exists between a mans anus and his balls.

Monica licked at Tim's ass and then flicked her tongue over his chode as she kissed her way to his balls.

by Neoyagasaki March 9, 2005

Chode

A penis with a large girth- ie: it is fat.

Oh my word did you see that chode when that dude got out the shower?

by DJMitchMD January 10, 2011

Chode

There are two defintions that are widely accepted:

1) A penis that is wider than it is long; a fat-short penis.

2) The area between a person's genitals and asshole; taint, gooch.

1) Dude, Shane has a fucking Chode.

2) Your mom lifted up my sack and licked my chode.

by AC September 2, 2006

Chode

A penis that is has a greater circumference than length.

Can also be used as a general insult. similar to douche.

It is NOT the area between the butthole and ball sack.

"His girlfriend complained of his awkward chode."

"Misty is such a chode."

by Payal's Dick April 20, 2013

Chode

dick thats wider than long

i busted on mrs kensingtons tits with my adorable 4 by 2

by tty June 12, 2003