chaps my ass

An expression used to indicate strong annoyance at someone or something, a stonger expression than "frosts my balls."

Getting served stale sweet tea really fucking chaps my ass.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

cheapskate

Someone who tries to save every penny. This person may be poor or rich but they're still cheap. If you gave them a million bucks they'd still be cheap.
~Also a viral TV Show from TLC called "Extreme Cheapskates". A very entertaining show.

Dude. Do you watch extreme cheapskates? The pintos are by far the cheapest family!! What a cheapskate Mr. Pinto is!

by honeydrop May 6, 2019

Cherry Chapstick

When a girls clit is so red and sensitive from just being eaten out. It can only happen when it’s so good that her legs shake and she might even squirt.

Bro her cherry chapstick last night was the best.

by 1969lover January 26, 2021

Balmy Chips

Cool Beans.
Cool.
Neat.

How'd your day go?
It went okay.
Balmy Chips!

by Will Connelly and Tony Eccles December 3, 2007

ghetto chips

A bag of ramen noodles crushed and shaken up with the seasoning powder. Props if you can crush them up without puncturing the bag they come in. Requires no water.

I was so poor in college that my lunch every day was a bag of ghetto chips during my two-hour lecture.

by Joe Sherrod July 31, 2006

chirpsin'

when a man tries chattin up a female

"yo..check out isaac chirpsin' dat baby G up in da parkin lot"

by charl June 18, 2006

Chips and Salsa

the act of consuming tortilla crisps and a spicy mixed dip of onions, tomatoes and other spices.

I just want to sit at home and chips and salsa.

by RikaRika March 3, 2010